Swoon.exe
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Swoon.exe is a dating simulator owned by Francis in Super Paper Mario. According to Francis, his is the only known copy. Sucks that Peach screwed it then.
When Princess Peach confronts The Ultimate Nerr, he takes out his Swoon.exe and talks to her through it. He tries to win her over, even giving her a "Pink Princess" poster out of love, but as we at Digibutter would say, he phailed. Peach asks where Tippi is, and Francis gives no reply out of confusement. Then Peach made it sink with Boomer.
Efforts
Efforts are being made to create more Swoon.exe simulators, but so far all attempts have failed. In a press conference with the creator, Mr. Swoonexe, he stated: "-crag- that -crag- retard of a -crag- princess, Peach! She -crag- up my only -crag- Swoon.exe in -crag- existence!" The Cragnons found this offensive and Mr. Swoonexe was never seen again.
