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*<b>Name:</b>  Reno Risce<br>
*<b>Name:</b>  Reno Risce<br>
*<b>Nicknames:</b>  Red, Sir Reno Redheaded Turk Assmuncher<br>
*<b>Nicknames:</b>  Red, Sir Reno Redheaded Turk Assmuncher<br>
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*<b>Age:</b>  <strike>21</strike> LOL 21 + 1<br>
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*<b>Age:</b>  21<br>
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*<b>Birthdate:</b> March 30 - Aries
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*<b>Height:</b>  5'11<br>
*<b>Height:</b>  5'11<br>
*<b>Weight:</b>  165 lbs<br>
*<b>Weight:</b>  165 lbs<br>
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*<b>Eye Colour:</b>  Blue, with that good old Mako glow.<br>
*<b>Eye Colour:</b>  Blue, with that good old Mako glow.<br>
*<b>Notable Features:</b>  Red tattoos on his cheekbones.<br>
*<b>Notable Features:</b>  Red tattoos on his cheekbones.<br>
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*<b>AIM Screen Name:</b>  Riscey Business<br>
=Personality=
=Personality=
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==Sexual Preference==
==Sexual Preference==
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Reno swings more towards the ladies. However, he is not responsible for who is hit on while he is drunk. Even if he is, it's not like he's going to remember.
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MUN HAS DECIDED TO REDO THIS SECTION >:D
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He likes the ladies. But lately he's been having happy little escapades with Mr Strife. So much in fact that they drove out Reno's roommate, Byakuya. The shinigami CLAIMS to have left because of the lover's inconsiderateness but Reno thinks that the poor boring man was just jealous. BD
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=Background=
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Before the Turks, life for Reno was wasted drinking and doing who knows what in the slums of Midgar. One pastime of his, drunk or sober, was dishing it out with other residents and even Shinra soldiers that caused a ruckus from time to time. Amidst one of his frequent brawls, Reno found himself surrounded, and soon captured. From there he was taken to the Shinra Headquarters to be interrogated by none other than Rufus' right hand man, Tseng. After learning of Reno's actions in the slums and realizing his potential in a career, Tseng offered Reno two choices: put his skills to use with the Shinra company, or be locked up in a holding cell to spend the rest of what life he had. Naturally, after having the everloving shit beat out of him, Reno took the first option.
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And so, Reno became one of the newest members of the Turks. His partner in crime was designated to be Rude, who soon became a good friend of Reno's, not to mention one of the very few who learned to understand and accept the redhead's behaviour - his behaviour being that of a slacker, yet an expertise at the job. The latter was more than likely the only reason Tseng allowed him to remain a Turk, not to mention the 'liveliness' Reno brought into the group.
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Reno's first major operation was to apprehend the last remaining Cetra, Aerith Gainsborough, but was met by a somewhat difficult obstacle: AVALANCHE. After a one-on-three battle, Reno was down for the count, during which time Elena became an official Turk. A short time later, AVALANCHE and the Turks combined forces to each rescue a kidnapped companion. It seems this event had somewhat dissolved a large portion of the rivalry between the two groups.
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After the events caused by the Meteor and Sephiroth, Reno and his partner continued with simple tasks assigned to them, until once again their skills and proficiency were needed to retrieve the remains of JENOVA for Shinra. Reno's loyalty and respect for the President still grows as he fights against the battle of Geostigma.
=Weapons=
=Weapons=
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During his stay at Desai, Reno has encountered a number of people either over the network, random encounters, <s>orgies</s>, through business relations or because of dorm placements.  
During his stay at Desai, Reno has encountered a number of people either over the network, random encounters, <s>orgies</s>, through business relations or because of dorm placements.  
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*[[Cloud Strife]] - ENEMIES NO MORE <3 How sweet. Cloud even moved into Reno's dorm after Byakuya moved out (FOR REASONS THAT WILL REMAIN UNTOLD BD). So yeah anyway the only thing that these two fight about anymore is Reno's Mako addiction. And whether or not Cloud looks hot in drag.
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*[[Cloud Strife]] - They used to fight like cats, really. But then one night when Cloud kicked in Reno's dorm door to more or less maim the redhead, the said redhead used sex as an escape from being murdered. They have continued to relieve stress and anger via intercourse, eventually driving out poor Byakuya 8D Oh, the mental scarring.
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*[[Rufus Shinra]] - His Boss, of course! Who's lately been having to threaten Reno's pay because of rowdiness and whatnot. ALL THREATS ASIDE, Rufus is probably the only person Reno obeys the most. RENO EVEN RESPECTS HIS BOSS SO MUCH HE NAMED HIS FISH AFTER HIM <3 Beat that.
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*[[Rufus Shinra]] - His Boss, of course! Who's lately been having to threaten Reno's pay because of rowdiness and whatnot.  
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*[[Dante]] - Reno was once Dante's friend. For like. A day. Then he got promoted to suck, and has been that way ever since. Reno's forgotten all about it. 8]
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*[[Dante]] - Reno was once Dante's friend. For like. A day. Then he got promoted to suck, and has been that way ever since. Reno's not caring too much, though.  
*[[Matsumoto Rangiku]] - He likes saying her name. And usually seeks her advice when he's being threatened with <s>rape</s> death.
*[[Matsumoto Rangiku]] - He likes saying her name. And usually seeks her advice when he's being threatened with <s>rape</s> death.
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*[[Tseng]] - His other boss. Mr Boring. Reno positively hates him at times, but deep down HE'S JUST A SOFTY FOR THIS BORING LITTLE TURK BOSS. EVEN THOUGH THAT'S SLIGHTLY CREEPY WHEN MUN THINKS ABOUT IT. (It's all your fault, Misao D8)
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*[[Tseng]] - His other boss. Mr Boring. Reno positively hates him at times, but deep down HE'S JUST A SOFTY FOR THIS BORING LITTLE TURK BOSS. EVEN THOUGH THAT'S SLIGHTLY CREEPY WHEN I THINK ABOUT IT.
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*[[Elena]] - His beloved Rookie. Reno really does think she's a good Turk, though. BUT HE'S TOO MUCH OF A MACHO, MACHO MAAAAAAN~! to admit it. He just likes bugging her like mad.  
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*[[Elena]] - His beloved Rookie. Reno really does think she's a good Turk, though. BUT HE'S TOO MUCH OF A MACHO, MACHO MAAAAAAN~! to admit it.
*[[Kurosaki Isshin]] (and his cow. xD) - Reno supported Eva getting classes at Desai. That's about it.  
*[[Kurosaki Isshin]] (and his cow. xD) - Reno supported Eva getting classes at Desai. That's about it.  
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*[[Roxas]] - Reno has yet to actually meet this dude in person. He's only spoke to him on the network. Well, actually, not spoke. More like.. threatened to kill and yelled at for cracking penis jokes at his beloved e-mag. HIS TRUE FEELINGS FOR THIS WEIRDO ARE UNDECIDED.
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*[[Roxas]] - Reno secretly feels bad about bugging Rox Ass, but it cannot be helped! D:
*[[Ling Yao]] - Reno respects this guy because of his ninjas and because he roots for Reno's fish. And his pictures.
*[[Ling Yao]] - Reno respects this guy because of his ninjas and because he roots for Reno's fish. And his pictures.
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*[[Kuchiki Byakuya]] - Reno's old roomie. Mrs Boring. Hates this guy over the network because of all the 'DOT DOT DOT' and 'B|' that he does. HIS MIND CANNOT TAKE IN ALL THE BORING.
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*[[Kuchiki Byakuya]] - Reno's old roomie. Mrs Boring. He's not sorry in the least that the poor man had to listen to Cloud and Reno banging away in the middle of the night.
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*[[Fai]] - Reno's own personal network stalker. They met once in the forest while Reno was on a Mako-high and Fai was all 'LOLOLOL BLUD PLZ' and just freaked Reno right out. HOWEVER Reno's finally acting like a man and not spazzing out every time Fai talks to him over the network.
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*[[Rude]] - Reno's partner and long-time friend. BFF, YO. THEY ROCK THE SOCKS OFF OF BYAKUYA AND TSENG'S BFF. 'NUFF SAID.
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*[[Axel]] - Cookie Monster. They spoke over the network a couple of times, then they met (unknowingly!) at an arcade, tied at DDR, and it wasn't till after that they discovered who each other was. Reno disapproves of this man because they look alike and are equally awesome at DDR.
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=Random Facts=
=Random Facts=
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*Obviously excels in the art of making MS Paint pictures, especially while drunk.
*Obviously excels in the art of making MS Paint pictures, especially while drunk.
*Thinks 'Mrs Boring' suits Byakuya splendidly.
*Thinks 'Mrs Boring' suits Byakuya splendidly.
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*Mako, booze, and cigarettes must be close at hand at all times.
 
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*Has matching DDR skills with Axel.
 
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*Piercing in his left ear was done by none other than his pardener. BACK WHEN THEY FIRST BECAME BFF 4 LYF AND CARVED THEIR NAMES INTO TREES AN- *shot*
 
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*Mun forgot his birthday. AHAHAAHA :D;;;
 
==The Fish==
==The Fish==
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*Boss/Boss1: This isn't a fish. This is Reno's actual boss, Rufus Shinra. Nothing, not even the best darned fish there is, will top the Boss.
*Boss/Boss1: This isn't a fish. This is Reno's actual boss, Rufus Shinra. Nothing, not even the best darned fish there is, will top the Boss.
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*[[Boss2]]: Goldfish. Deceased. Reno believes that Boss2 died of shock because of Cloud, but really, Reno didn't know that fish can't live in tap water.
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*Boss2: Goldfish. Deceased. Reno believes that Boss2 died of shock because of Cloud, but really, Reno didn't know that fish can't live in tap water.  
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*[[Boss3]]: Beta fish. Deceased. Reno claims that Boss3 protected him and bit the Tailor, who was obviously coming to murder Reno. In reality, Reno threw the poor fish at the Tailor.
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*[[Boss4]]: Neon tetra. Missing and presumed dead. Hitachiin Twins and Hisagi suspected.
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*[[Boss5]]: Goldfish. Deceased. Eaten by Boss6. Reno feels no remorse.
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*[[Boss6]]: Big ass goldfish. <strike>HE'S SO ALIVE HE'S LIKE THE HULK WITH FINS. The first fish to survive a whole week in Reno's care.</strike> Deceased. Heart attack and later popped. It is/was a disgusting mess. But at least the fish lasted a little over TWO weeks! :O
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*Boss3: Beta fish. Deceased. Reno claims that Boss3 protected him and bit the Tailor, who was obviously coming to murder Reno. In reality, Reno threw the poor fish at the Tailor.
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*[[Boss7]]: Piranha. OOOOOHMIGAWD. (I keel you, Grey >B|) Missing in the plumbing of the school.
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*Boss4: Neon tetra. Missing and presumed dead. Hitachiin Twins and Hisagi suspected.
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=Links and Shit=
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*Boss5: Goldfish. AND STILL ALIVE~!
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[http://turkonfire.livejournal.com/ Reno's LiveJournal]<br>
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=External Links=
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[http://community.livejournal.com/desaiuniversity/tag/reno Reno's Scenes]<br>
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Reno's AIM: <b>Riscey Business</b><br>
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[http://turkonfire.livejournal.com/ Reno Risce] - Reno's LiveJournal.<br>

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