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From Create Your Own Story

You sneak an Uzi and a couple of glocks into work. The octogenarian security guard never even notices. Then, once the office is full of busy people, you open fire. People scream as blood and brains go everywhere. You cackle like the madman you are as you perforate people and packages alike.

After the smoke clears a bit and the screaming dies down, you creep around with one of your glocks, looking for live bodies. You spot Linda, one of the more attractive mail carriers, cowering behind a copying machine. She's splattered with blood, but you don't think any of it is hers.

Do you:

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Jack Foster, Postal Worker

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