Visit the Student Newspaper?

From Create Your Own Story

"Hello." A brunette with green eyes and a beautiful smile greets you. "We don't get many athletes on the school paper."

"Haha, are there as many pretty girls as you on it?" you ask.

She blushes and shows you to the sign-up list.

You look over the list. Foreign economics, American Conspiracy, Cuban Democracy Movement Watch.... All things that you don't know SHIT about.

Think fast!

Do you say--

• "Fuck, this shit is way over my head, bitch."
• "I really just came over here to see you."
• "This stuff is too complicated for my tiny-ass brain."

Welcome to the University
Health	100	Equipment: Nothing
Gender	Male
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