These things are nice, but I really don't like giving up my free will by getting them

Why does this even matter? I'm giving you so many things, and all you want to do is show your free will!

Fine, how about this!

Your girlfriend dies horribly in front of you, you mansion burns down, and your money is taken away!

What now?

Oh, you don't get a choice, you get to do whatever you want now.

You're not Joey.

You're nothing.

This story is over, get out of here!

THE END