Tell her she should let you fix her a drink and then spank you for being such a fucked up cunt of a son

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She spits cum at your face and punches you in the stomach!

"Get me a fucking gin and tonic now and maybe I won't beat you to much... spank you... SPANK YOU, YOU FUCKED UP LITTLE SISSY PUSSY BOY!"

Get her the drink quickly and hope she chills

Try to stand your ground and reassert some masculinity

Run upstairs and try to hope this all goes away

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