Swallow a Xanax bar, get dressed and head to school.

From Create Your Own Story

Swallow a bar and get dressed.

You walk over to your dresser, picking up a small baggie filled with a couple bars. You take one and swallow it, without taking a drink. The chalky taste lingers in your mouth as you get dressed, and you figure you'll have about 30 minutes before you start feeling good.

Now it's all about how we get to point B. School. Any ideas?

• You could walk to school, right?

• Why not call up your girlfriend and see if she'll pick you up.