Shriek in terror and kick him in the balls several times
From Create Your Own Story
This is just too much - you've only been awake five minutes, the sun's not even up and already you're having one of the worst days of the past few months of your life. You also really need to pee. You can't deal with this right now. Your mind goes completely blank and instinct takes over.
Your ear-shattering, high-pitched scream shatters the quiet morning, probably waking the whole neighbourhood and sending dogs scampering everywhere. The two burly thugs your landlord brought along cover their ears and run for shelter.
You're really a very sweet, sensitive and loving soul, and you really hate the idea of hurting another of God's children, but twenty years of abject poverty have tempered this dreamy idealism with a good dose of grim realism. You're a very poor girl and in a situation like this, your well-honed survival instinct takes the driver's seat.
Accordingly, while still shrieking at the top of your lungs, you reflexively kick your landlord in the balls four times, with all your strength. When your mind disengages from autopilot and you finally take a breath, you look down to see your landlord writhing in agony on your doorstep. That looks quite painful, you think, and it occurs to you that now would be a good time to think about doing some house-hunting.
The two thugs have drawn their clubs and are advancing on the doorway. You:
- Slam the door and look for something to bar it with
- Slam the door and run upstairs, relying on your speed and agility to get you out of there
- Retreat down the hallway and try to put some arrows into them
- Run into your neighbours' chambers and cower behind your drunken neighbour's aggressive wife
- Try to reason with the thugs
