School Fun: Make up a sob story about a girlfriend
From Create Your Own Story
Hoping to gain some sympathy you quickly invent a story about a girl you met at a party who led you on and eventually cheated on you several times, amazingly managing to stay calm and somber during the entire monologue. You're unsure whether she bought your story and are too nervous to make eye contact so you stare at the TV until you feel her arms around you giving you a hug. You turn thinking you've finally got an in with Andrea only to listen to her talk for an hour about her ex-boyfriend and all the pain he put her through. By the time she finishes her story the only thing you can think about is getting something to eat, you've been starving all day.
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