Let out the Bassoonist you kept in your closet as punishment because they couldn't count
From Create Your Own Story
In a rare moment of compassion, you decide your Bassoonist has endured enough and should be let out of your closet. You unlock the door and find he has lost his mind from listening to the Berceuse movement from Stravinsky's "Firebird" that you have put on repeat for the past 2 months because his entrance was 1/32nd of a beat late during the last concert. He is also sickly pale from drinking his reed water and eating his reeds. Ah Bassoons. When will they ever learn?
You should probably head over to rehearsal now:
