Get myself out of his dirty hands and hide!!

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Well screw this collar grabbing asshole!!

I broke off his grip and ran like a motherfucker to the stage!

Where I found a good hiding place in some costume closet..

Narrator: The enraged....you know I'll just say pissed off cause it makes more sense to Zesu's knowledge....basically the principal was so pissed that some kind of freaking steam is coming out of his ears!

....What the fuck is that coming out of the principals ears?

He's eating too much breast milk from his wife.....

Now I wonder.....does that dickhead have a wife at all? If he did then what's her breast size!?

Mmmm.....maybe she's a.....D cup

Narrator: What the hell!! Zesu's nose is bleeding like a water fountain!!!

Hehehe.....squeeze.....squeezy squeezy booby!!!

Narrator: O......kay Zesu's dreaming about squeezing the wife of the principals boobs!

Oh man.....now I just wanna ask the principal if he had a picture of his wife!!

Out of nowhere I hear a deep godly voice from up above..

Unknown voice: I finally found you Zesu...

What the heck was that? I tried to find the idiot trying to scare me but I can't see anything!

The voice got closer and closer..

Unknown voice: Your in trouble young man!

Oh wait a minute!

It's the principal!!

Shit run!!!!

Narrator: Zesu as quick as he can jumped out of the closet and started sprinting to the nearest door but was then distracted by..

What's this commotion about....

Some guy: Hey Casey! I'm sorry ok I didn't mean it!!

Casey I think: No! Why would you say that you insensitive jerk!

Huh I'm guessing these guys are a couple then...maybe I should try to help

I begin to walk towards them but somehow instead of going forward I was going back wards....what the fuck!?

Principal: I caught you, you stupid boy!!

Crap...


Narrator: Zesu's just sitting there..quietly...wow I didn't know he could do that...maybe it's because he's in the principals office and is getting lectured!!

Principal: Now remember this boy, don't go and run to a public school area and shout where is the big..breasted..lady!!

Zesu: Yes sir I understand..

No I don't...what does he mean by public school area?

Anyways I left the hell house and tried to find my dorm room

But instead I found the same guy from the assembly

This time he's on the floor passed out with a wound on his face

I guess I should do something..

Help the poor bastard(we should try to help)

Leave him be(if you want to be an ignorant bad boy then do it)

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