FCh: Let's humor him
From Create Your Own Story
"One Jack Daniel's, comin' right up! That'll be $3.50."
You finish mixing the drink and hand it to Findonel over the counter.
He sniffs it. "It doesn't smell like alcohol." He tastes it. "And it tastes suspiciously like a mint mocha."
"We're a coffeehouse." You retort. "If you want alcohol, there's a bar a block down the street. It's not like you can drink, anyways."
He pouts. "Yeah, but it's the principle of the thing."