Don't want to get on the wrong side of Aunt Petunia and Uncle Vernon!
From Create Your Own Story
You sigh, then watch Dudley count his presents. "Thirty-six? That's two less than last year!" Dudley said furiously, but after counting one more his parents agreed to buy him two others, so he would have thirty-nine. You finish the bacon and eggs and serve it to Uncle Vernon, Aunt Petunia and Dudley. The bacon was crispy and a bit salty, but not too much. It was not greasy as it had been dripped away and was dry. It was hot but not enough to burn your tongue. The eggs were runny and warm. The yolk was like the sun and the white was like snow. The Dursleys don't thank you for breakfast, yet you are used to it and start eating a piece of bacon. After everyone has finished breakfast Aunt Petunia shouts, "Wash the dishes or you won't go to the zoo at all!"
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