Call for a salesperson to explain the 'cum' knob for you

From Create Your Own Story

You spot a salesman in the distance and wave until he comes over.

“May I help you?” he asks stiffly.

“I noticed this knob here,” you say, pointing at the ‘cum’ knob. “I’m… intrigued.”

“Ah, that,” he says. “One of the new models. Designed by some entirely female-owned organization. I believe their literature says that they developed it because sometimes a lady 'wants semen without having to get involved with a dick to get it.'”

That makes sense to you.

“Will that be all, madam?” the salesman asks. “Would you like to purchase one? We can even send a man to your home to install it.”

Do you:

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