ANH: Clean the droids before you go to bed.

From Create Your Own Story

Your Uncle Owen is a crabby old bastard who will probably slug you if you don't do your chores so you drag your lazy ass into the garage to clean the droids for the trip tomorrow. The tall golden one won't stop prattling so you just tune him out. One day you'll leave this stupid rock and all of this annoying work behind and become a pilot...or a rock star...or something...

You prep the oil bath for the protocol droid when you notice something Uncle Owen missed...the robot is fitted with high grade sex parts, stuff usually only high end politicians and gangsters can afford! You bite your lower lip, wondering if you should take advantage of this; once Owen finds out he'll have them ripped out and sold for huge amounts in Mos Eisley. Your just some pathetic farmboy so you really don't get much action out here; this could be a real treat. Your not thrilled about having to screw a MALE droid however, your not gay though you've experimented with Biggs a little during a couple really boring seasons. Also there's the risk of getting caught, and lord knows what Owen would do if he found you fucking the help...

Star Wars: The Complete Erotic Saga
Character:
Luke Skywalker
Setting:
A New Hope

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