Steal the money

From Create Your Own Story

You need the money, okay? It isn't stealing, it's borrowing. People just do not understand the difference these days. You take her money and leave far away to live at Hogwarts. Sadly, Hogwarts doesn't want you to live in it so it kicks you out immediately and you live in the magical world of happiness. There are rainbows and bunnies and it is perfect. That is, until the smurfs come and make everything blue! Blue is the ugliest colour ever! Why that one?!

You try to fight the smurfs and they are too powerful when they join and become a huge smurf monster. They squish you with their right hand. You are covered in blue as your last sight and you die.

The End