Go buy some cheap wine
From Create Your Own Story
You put on some clothes and head down to your car. As you turn the key, you notice the motor-check lamp is blinking, sending an annoying memory with Sheldon through your head. As you begin driving, you sarcastically mimic Sheldon, telling you about safety regulations. You arrive at the grocery store. You head inside and get the wine, and finishes it before exiting.
You're now drunk, hot, horny and annoyed.
What will you do?