Spork - Mark's House
From Create Your Own Story
Ah, Mark. He's really the only person you know around here. Weird.
You know which small wooden house he lives in, having visited so many times. You were childhood friends. Ah, good times. So you knock on the door and wait for someone to answer it.
Sure enough, Mark comes to answer the door. "Hey, it's you again, Billy!" Mark is quick to say. "What's with the silverware?"
Not much use in lying, so you tell him it flew through your window and it was actually a slightly powerful weapon.
"Wow, really? So I guess you're going to leave town on...some adventures, then." He frowned. "Maybe I'll see you again?"