Go home, smoke some weed, and jerk off

From Create Your Own Story

You go home look in your stash. The weed's gone! You curl up and cry. While you jerk off, you learn you can't cum from your 1 inch penis.Your girlfriend comes over horny, and you try, but cant have sex with your girlfriend you take a bottle of Viagra and nothing instead you get high, but your penis gets smaller and smaller. You now half a 1/2 inch penis. You go insane.

Do You:

• Go emo
• Rape a cow with your mom's penis
• Kill yourself, because your depressed

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Health	100	Equipment: Weed, iPod,
Status	{{{Status}}}
Gender	Male
Social Group	Hippie
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