Think with dog
From Create Your Own Story
You calmly clean the "accident" off of your smelly hands, wiping the mess on your pants. "I'll do laundry later," you think to yourself. Your mind begins to wander, and you decide to test the mental faculties of your new friend Dragon the dog. Perhaps this is no ordinary dog... perhaps his accident was a conscious sign to alert me to his strange, genius qualities!
Excited, you ask Dragon for the square root of 16.
Dragon looks at you quizzically, and replies "8". He's smiling at you!!
Do you...
Praise dog Reward Dragon for an excellent answer
Scream at Dog Scream at Dragon for your failure to understand simple arithmetic
Query Dragon Ask Dragon for further information about his mathematical result