You pretend to faint.

From Create Your Own Story

You look up at the sky, put the back of your hand against your forehead and moan, "Oh!" and fall back.

You land on Jughead's stomach.

You knock the air out of him and hear "Oof!"

Man his abs feel good.

Against your back.

Weird.

What...

is..

you felt it throb...

that's his cock under the right side of your back.

You landed right in the middle of his crotch!

HOT.

"Arrrggh!

C'mon Arch! Get up!

Since when do you faint?

Get off me man!"

You let him push yourself off of him.

"Jughead, I'll call 911!"

"No Mom! He's fine. I'll take care of it."

"But Jughead, he could be..."

"He's FINE...ugh...

(He struggles to get you off him, but not drop you)

Mom. If anything happens, I'll take the fall."

"But Juggie...!"

"Mom please! He probably just needs water."

"Okay then! I'll go get some."

Jughead catches you before you hit the ground.

Eyes still closed.

You're good.

You deserve a freakin Oscar!

"C'mon Arch! The jig's up!

Wake up man!

Sigh. Fine.

You asked for it.

You get prepare yourself for the worst.

You feel a drop on your noise.

Now your lips.

Eww.

What's he rubbing on your lips?

Purse them close and keep up the "fainted" front.

"Hmmm. Won't even flinch because of what I put on you?

Alright. You asked for it."

You feel...yourself being lifted...

He's KISSING YOU!

Wow.

Your face is getting warm.

Your body's on fire.

Jughead is KISSING you.

Man, does it feel good.

Can't react...

Ah, screw that.

You kiss back.

His lips are gone.

You feel yourself falling.

Ow!

You hit your head on the grass!

You open your eyes.

"I thought some "water" would wake you up. Guess my oral reserves did the trick!"

Was that a joke?

You just stare at him.

Silence.

The sun is behind him

and the way it's shining

lights him up like an angel.

He even has a crown.

Ask Jughead why he kissed you.

[[Pretend it didn't happen and get off the ground. Where's that water his mom was supposed to bring? ]]