Play Prince of Destiny
From Create Your Own Story
Prince of Destiny is a really fun game. You are at the final boss, when Uncle Vernon comes up. He yells, "What the bloody hell do you think you are doing?" He grabs you, shoves you into the cupboard, and he uses his drill, which was his specialty, to bolt up the door, so that you couldn't get out. After about 2 weeks you are really really hungry, and you can't even sleep it off anymore. Finally, you have a slow and painful death.
The End.