Crazy Fantasy Adventure/homelessmen

From Create Your Own Story

You walk up the hill to greet them, but find they are not homeless and poor, but that they are great elite guards. They're guards of a great kingdom.

"Where are thou head to?", the guard asks. You reply:

I am exploring

I have been parted from my group and need help desperately

I'm headin' for a fight, but I'm still travelin', 'cus ya' pathetic weaklings would never be able to take me!

I've come to form an army, overthrow your king, and lead a rich and powerful army to take over the lands, is that good enough for you????