Step seductively out of the shower
From Create Your Own Story
You gather your courage and shut of the water, throw the shower curtain aside, and slowly step out of the shower while staring and biting your lip. It seems the giant pitcher is in fact coherent as it shouts again, "Oh, yeah!!!". The pitcher starts to bulge between it's legs and and his glass-like body protrudes out into a penis of sorts and the red liquid sloshes in behind to fill the opening. It's eyes are roaming up and down the curves of your body, which is shimmering with the water droplets on your skin.
The pitcher's eyes lock with yours as it slowly starts approaching you. You're pulse is quickening and your breathing is shallow. What were you thinking? You did have a need to take care of this hotness between your legs, but you had cute boys in mind not this monstrosity. Then again, who has ever had sex with a giant pitcher? You could be a pioneer. Glass feels pretty nice too if your toy box is anything to go off of.