A Normal Working Day

From Create Your Own Story

After another hard day at work, you finally break. You think to yourself, "I'm not gonna fucking waste my life in this bullshit job." With a burst of adrenaline, you run through the remaining blocks of the street and arrive at your house. What's the first thing to do in your to-do list?

In the House

• Taking care of this huge hard on right here
  
• Going to one of my family's rooms and "checking on them"
  
• Invite someone to shower with you
  
• Sexting one of my friends
  
• Call one of your neighbors to have fun with you
  
• Cook something special for someone
  
• Throw a house party
  
• Watch porn
  
• Riding the broomstick beside your closet to your ass
  
• Sleep the fuck up.
  

OR

Get the Fuck Out of the House

• Go straight to work
  
• Go straight to the mall
  
• Go to the town's country club
  
• Go to a friend's house uninvited
  
• Go to your unsuspecting neighbor's house
  
• Flirt with someone over the park
  
• Go to a local bar
  
• Go to the hospital
  
• Go to the town's forest
  
• Go to the slums
  
• Go to the retirement house
  
• Go to a dark alley
  
• Go to the police
  
• Go to the street and act like you fainted
  
• Go to the crowded plaza