FR&P/Tell the kids right away
From Create Your Own Story
You tell your wife, "We might as well tell them now. Then they can eat."
Your wife nods and says, "Can you go get them. I am too angry with them right now."
You say, "Sure, hon."
You get up and go to Susan's room first. You can hear them both pounding on their doors and continue to call your wife a bitch. It is a good thing you are the one that went to get them, because Wilma would have lost it. You have to remain calm in order to get them to the table.
You open Susan's door and say, "Go to the table and sit down quietly."
Susan sticks her tongue out at you and you give her a slap on her face. She immediately starts to cry and does as she is told.
You then open Jason's door. He must have heard the slap and stopped the pounding. He does not wait for you to say anything, but quickly makes his way to the table to sit next to his sister.
You and your wife lay the new system out for them, but they don't believe it. They both start laughing as your wife makes dinner.
Once they have eaten, your wife says, "Children, the new system starts now."
Your wife has them:
