Look To Your Left

From Create Your Own Story

You take a look to your left and see Santa Claus tanning on the beach. He looks straight at you and stands up. His fat jiggles as he stands up and runs (kind of) to the reindeer. He jumps on them and they try to get off the ground. He's so fucking fat that the reindeer almost kill themself getting him off the ground. They can't keep him in the air and he falls right on top of you. You are crushed by the fat basterd.

The End.