Shove a bassoon done his throat
From Create Your Own Story
Oh no! Shoving a bassoon done the disgusting man's throat has only given him more power. He grows to 86 times his size, and falls on your audience killing them all instantly. He opens his mouth and sur Incises begins spills out. You suffer through the performance, resisting the strong urge to impale yourself with your baton. The music is horrible and smells worse than the disgusting man himself. After it is over, he claims victory in French, and distingrates into a pile of be carcasses, having successfully eliminated all concertgoers in the world.
Now you have no audience left that can go to your concert and cough 4 times while you make faces at your musicians. You have lost and the disgusting man has won.
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