"If you know about the monster, then how come in a lot of the endings you end up being eaten?"

From Create Your Own Story

"Well, I'm not a master of occlumency or anything, but if I had to make a guess I'd say that the collective unconscious (of which we are of course emanations)enjoys a certain level of schedenfreude."

You say:

• "Well, why?"
• "Uh, thanks."
• "So now that you've said your piece, you'll join my party and help me kill the monster, right?"
• "So now that you've said your piece, you'll join my party and help me kill the monster, after we eat bacon."

Status
Health	100	Equipment: Tattered Tunic
MP	10
Level	1