ESB: Darth Vader: Draw your lightsaber

From Create Your Own Story

Sith Lord Darth Vader

Since the Jedi reached for his blaster, you instinctively reach for your lightsaber and activate it. Luke's eyes widen in fear and he grips his weapon even harder, shooting at you with all his might. You deflect the blast and send them flying to the side, left and right. He's getting frustrated - and truthfully, so are you. You want this battle to end so you can go back to your Sithly duties.

You see two possible ways to end this fight. You could always do an upward slice and cut through his wrist, which would disarm him and probably be the easiest amount of work. You could also aim for the blaster itself; though that may prove timely and risks putting you in unnecessary danger. You also remember his still very erect dick. That would be an easy target too.

Now is the time to end this - once and for all.

• You cut off his hand.
• You cut the blaster in two.
• You cut his dick off.