Lesse... Summon Smaug (the Magnificent!)

From Create Your Own Story

Well why not? Already got one dragon running around, another won't make much difference. Right? Right?

Hear that noise?

It's Hogwarts burning.

Anyway, Harry partners with Thorin's Company, Bilbo, Gandelf, the Bard of Rivendel and Donald Trump to take down the dragons!

"I am the biggest, most luxurious dragon hunter ever. The rests are all losers. Except you, you're great, I've got so much respect for you guys. But you're still not as great as me. These dragons, they're bringing crime, they're bringing drug-"

Smaug eats him.

• Intervene and help kill the dragons.
• Intervene and help kill the non-dragons.
• Sit and watch, maybe eat some popcorn...
• "I say we nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."

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