There's nothing new happening.

From Create Your Own Story

There's nothing of import happening today. The chairman stands up, declares the meeting open and moves on through the opening agenda, all in a voice that suggests he'd take a job replacing a minister's underware if it got him off this committee. Finally, it hits the part everyone's been waiting for: a half-hour long fucking session. Well, it's only supposed to take half an hour, but it normally goes longer, and it's offically called "Discusion of the issues", but you all know what it means. You quickly slip out of your clothes, dumping them into a corner. You return your attention to your collegues and soon-to-be partners, your twin pricks stiffening. Which one did you want to go for?

• The male crocodile looks a little lonely...
• Go for the male dog opposite you. It's an easy choice.
• The female bunny. She's hot, so you'll probably have competition.
• The female spider. She's not a black widow, so you'll be fine.