Male actor
From Create Your Own Story
You're sitting in the Male locker room of the New York Shakespeare Theater. The huge building is brand new, and you just arrived. You need to put on your costume in preparation for the play. You take of your shirt, revealing your packs. After that, you take off your pants. You are pretty well endowed, and you never manage to find any underwear that fits you. This makes your bulge stand out a lot. You put your clothes on the bench you were sitting on, and grab your costume. You put on the puffy pants, the 17th century shirt, and the buckled shoes that belong to your costume. You are ready to be Romeo tonight.
Where do you go?
The Cafeteria, to get some coffee and a snack...