Piggy's Day/Up the vents
From Create Your Own Story
You travel upwards through the crammed vents. You see something that looks like a control room, and seeing as how there is nobody in, you enter it through another vent.
Piggy: "Okay, now we need to find a way to use these controls to crash the space elevator."
Captain: "I have no concept of what any of these controls do."
Piggy 2B0F36: "Good. You'll be just the right person to mess with them, then."
You and Alfred block the door into the room with a chair. Meanwhile, the Captain fiddles around with the controls. There are four buttons with names on them, and a thousand more without. Which does the Captain press?"