Dào-míng's clock

From Create Your Own Story

You grab the clock off the night stand next to the bed and attempt to throw it. Unfortunately, it's plugged into the wall too tightly and you're at a bad angle to try and yank the cord out.

Brenda takes advantage of your distraction and shoves her dynamite up your ass. Brenda doesn't even try to be gentle. She slams the stick into you and crams it in deep.

Then she lights the fuse.

Do you:

• Ignore the dynamite and get back to boffing Dào-míng
• Try to fart the stick of dynamite out of your ass
• Snuff the fuse by squeezing your butt cheeks together
• Bite the fuse