Beat her up and murder her

From Create Your Own Story

You slap her across the face and then the ass.

"Eenh." she moans. You grab the rolling pin and beat her back and head. You shove her hand into a toaster and toast it until it is burnt. For your final act before her murder, you set her hair on fire and let it burn to the scalp.

You eventually get bored and take a piss in the toilet. Then you take a shit on a plate. You put it on the ground. You lay her down on her belly next to it.

"No....just...kill me." she whimpers.

You grab her scalp and slam her face into the shit. "MMMMPHHH MPPHHHHH." she blurts. You pick up her head to see the shit, then hold it deep in there for two minutes. Her body becomes limp. You check the pulse. DEAD. Drowned in shit.

All of a sudden two cops rush in a shoot you down. In your final moments, Sally, you think. I forgot that bitch....

The end of the road for you....

THE END