UDX: BE5: Close the bag
From Create Your Own Story
Snooping is wrong! Then Chris shows up.
Sam: Hi Chris!
Chris: Hi Sam! Who's this guy?
Sam: It's the bus driver, he's going to party like porn stars with us!
Chris: Neato Tahito, man!
The bus driver starts tickling your asshole.
Chris: OH SHIT! I want to show you guys this cool shit I found!
Bus Driver: Sounds sweet! Lead the way, man!
Chris leads you behind the cable car station while the bus driver tickles your ass the whole way. You don't even notice the wanted poster.
Chris: Tah Dah!
Sam: Why is there a shooting range at the base of the mountain?
Chris: Um have you met Josh's dad? He's motherfucking Grizzly Adams in the flesh, baby. Wanna shoot some targets?
Do you...
UDX: BE5: Nah, you'd rather watch him shoot and get your ass tickled
