Pretend to be a prophet of the goblin god
From Create Your Own Story
You goblins serve you, believing you are the goblin prophet.
Next day, you see the goblins have organised gladiator games. One of the gladiators is a male goblin holding a sword and shield. The other is a female using a spear. She is noticeably more agile than her opponent. Either of the gladiator are wearing much armour.
