Ask your orc dad for help

From Create Your Own Story

As you head on home, you notice a number of orcs getting ready for what seems like battle. Just as you reach the front door, the door swings open, and are greeted by your father.

"Oh, son. Good to see you. Well, um, I have to go. We'll talk later." he says as he pushes past you.

"Where are you going?" you ask.

"Well, every so often, our clan goes and raids a neighboring village that just happens to creep within our territory. We do some damage, and take some of their women. Nothing major, just a little reminder to leave us alone."

"Can I come?" you ask.

Your dad freezes at your request, and scratches the back of his head. "Oh, right. You're going to need a mate soon, aren't you?" You nod, and he sighs. "Fine, but don't leave my sight, and stick close to me, no matter what. Got it?"

• Promise your Dad that you'll stick to him like glue
• On second thought, this sounds a little too dangerous