Piggy's Day/Dodges
From Create Your Own Story
John, however, dodged this attack by jumping in between the Chupacabras fingers. Before anyone notices, John is already running up its arm. The Chupacabra reacts by slamming its hind leg onto its arm. John stops on his tracks, and jumps onto the Chupacabras face. The chupacabra then lifts up its other arm, claws revealed, and slams its own face. John is unable to change direction mid-jump, and the strike hits him. The Chupacabra, having struck its own eyes with its claws, calmly lays down, crosses its pawn and refuses to fight. John crawls from under the animal.
John: "What?"
Gyorge: "Simply amazing! The mighty beast refuses to continue fighting! Indiana, can you tell us what this means?"
Indiana: "Ah, I've seen this every now and then whilst training Chupacabras. John made it so angry, that it has to calm itself down by not attacking you."
Piggy can hardly listen or watch the travesty that has taken place, whilst Johns fan seems ecstatic.
John: "Does that mean I won?"
Indiana: "The fight, yes. Unless nobody else can defeat the Chupacabra, you've won the entire competition."
The other finalists flinch in terror at the prospect of fighting a Chupacabra, based on what they've just seen. One brave person does come forth, but the Chupacabra simply throws the competitor at an iceberg.
Gyorge: "Has John Timberman's victory been secured?"
Fan: "HAHAHHHAHAAA! Pay up, Piggy."
You feel like going insane. John has somehow beaten unbeatable odds.
Piggy: "NOOOOOO! IT AIN'T OVER 'TILL THE FAT LADY SINGS!"
You run out of the room in anger, and into the rocket. Meanwhile, back on the platform:
Indiana: "Since nobody else deared to face the Chupacabra, I hereby declare John Timberman to remain the title holder!"
The other finalists give John a round of applause.
John: "Thank you, thank you."
Gyorge: "And this is where it ends, folks. The 532nd 'World's Toughest Stick-man'-competition has been settled, with John Timberman taking the title sixth year in a row. Join us tomorrow for the special broadcast... Hey, what's that?"
Gyorge looks up, and sees the rocket, heading straight for the platform. Piggy has gone mad, hijacked the rocket, and wishes to crash it straight into John.
Indiana has an idea:
