The shopping mall

From Create Your Own Story

Shopping is women's favorite sport, right? You should be able to find plenty of gals at the mall.

You drive over, park your car in the lot, and head in. You ponder what kind of woman to chase today.

You decide to hang around at the entrance to...

• Lane Bryant -- the bigger the cushion, the better the pushin'
• Hot Topic -- the 18-year-old goth girls strike you as cute
• Zales -- you're in the mood for a rich MILF today