+infinity/Take out your pants! (What is it? Maybe they will be so shocked that i will have time to think how to defeat them!)
From Create Your Own Story
You take out your pants...to show a giant boner! Heck, not even your dad had an boner like this! He hould be amused... but the gang is not. They only shout 'WHAT THE FUCK?' before giving you a good beating, next, they shoved your body in the nearest river, where you rested...forever.
This fail was so failtastic that i will give you a free restart!