Kick the ogre in the shins

From Create Your Own Story

You give the ogre a quick kick in the shins. The ogre growls and kicks you back. The ogre kicks a lot harder than you can. You hit the wall and crumple to the floor. You try to get up, but your body doesn't seem to be working properly. You're still trying when the ogre jumps on your stomach with both big, heavy feet.

You are flattened. And dead.

The End.