Your Queer Weekend Adventure/Tell him to come home with you for a good fuck
From Create Your Own Story
You walk over, lean down and say seductively "Fancy coming back to my place so I can fuck you hard".
John almost spits his pint out as he roars with laughter. It's a long standing joke, or perhaps competition might be the better word, between the two of you on who will be the first to say something raunchy to the other.
"Come on, you know I've got a huge dick. And I'll let you suck it as much as you want" you say with a smile.
John laughs agan and pushes the second pint over to you. "Happy birthday you dirty fucker".
You sit down and take a sip of the pint. It was easy for you to win this game. All you had to do was tell him how much you wanted to fuck him and he'd laugh. Not that anything will happen as John is totally straight (did I tell you that?). But it's not quite a lie. He's a good looking guy. And he spends most of his free time in the gym so his body is solid and bulges with muscle. And from what you've seen in the gym locker room his jockstrap has a huge bulge in it as well. If he ever offered for real ... well you'd have a hard time saying no. Cause your mouth would be full of his cock.
You stand up to get you both another round but as you take a step towards the bar you feel your dick start to ache as the drinks you had last night start to flow though you. You can hold out and take care of it later but the mens is right over there.
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