Say "Officer! Something terrible is going on, we need help!"
From Create Your Own Story
"Back away and drop your weapons and remain calm!"
You and Hugo drop the cleaver and sautee-pan, and hang your arms by your side and step back.
"Okay now slowly tell me what happened to you three."
Hugo blurts out "My chef at work turned into a fuckin' Zombie bruh! Right in front'a my damn eyes! He started bleedin' and foamin' and lunged at me so I whacked him with the frying pan."
"...Zombie?" the cop asks incredulously, now looking nervous and putting his hand on his holster
"It's true!" you and Jane both chime in unison. You continue, "while he was dealing with that, I was killing a different zombie that was attacking this waitress and I!"
At this point the cop says "listen, I don't know what the fuck you kids are trying to pull, but we're going to need to put you in an interrogation room while we figure this all out, and go check out your story. You're not under arrest but you are being detained."
Jane asks if she can have a cup of water, and the cop says yes, so you ask for a cigarette and then Hugo asks for one too. A deputy walks you to the interrogation room and soon after, brings the three of you water and cigarettes and an ashtray.
You all breathe sighs of relief. For the moment, you're safe.
What do you do?
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