An Embarrassing Adventure/tree house-all clothing

From Create Your Own Story

To avoid the owners of the clothes sneaking up on you, you grab up all three of the piles and go to carry them into the woods. Just then, you hear singing in the distance and rush in the opposite direction of it. In this process, you leap across the creek to prevent splashing noises and only barely make it, teetering on the edge of the opposite bank while the singers grow nearer. Ultimately, you fall on your side and half the pile falls into the river, drifting along into the depths of the woods.

You gather up the remaining clothes and hurry into the woods, hiding behind a bush and cursing your chronically bad luck. Almost immediately after this debacle, three naked teenagers -- one boy and two girls -- come marching into the clearing singing a nonsensical song.

They do not notice that the clothes are missing, continuing about their business with casual demeanor. The practice does not seem overtly sexual, although you never can tell with teenagers.

In the meantime, you are dismayed to find that most of the clothes are too small for you to even uncomfortably wear. Neither of the girls sport your waist or bust, and the only piece of the boy's clothing that did not fall into the river seems to be his shirt. You slip into the shirt which turns out to be just barely not big enough to hide your crotch, and consider your options.

• I have no more business here. Back to the woods.
• Maybe I can manage to follow the teens out of this damn forest.