Insert a cucumber into your snatch

From Create Your Own Story

You head over to the produce section, looking for a large and lumpy cucumber. You find one about eight inches long and proceed to stealthily reach down your panties. It hurts a little at first and you moan in pleasure before biting your tongue. Soon, it's snug as a bug in a rug in there and as you walk, you can feel an orgasm coming on. Just your luck, you turn around and see that another lady has witnessed the whole scene. What do you do?

• Shift your spirit into the woman*
• Run away in embarrassment*
• Pretend as though nothing happened*
• Offer to let her join in on the fun*