The fizzing purple potion

From Create Your Own Story

You grab the vial of fizzing purple potion. The mad scientist is so distracted by her missing penis that she doesn't even notice you pouring the potion over her head. For a moment, nothing seems to happen, then she sneezes and her ears pop off. They fly until they hit opposite walls, then fall to the floor and dissolve.

"Waah!" the mad scientist cries. "Now I have no ears!"

She sneezes again and new ears sprout from either side of her head. You can't even tell that she was ever earless.

Do you:

• Pour some purple potion on yourself
• Empty the vial over the mad scientist's head
• Throw the vial of purple potion across the room