-It was Zebo!!!!!!!!! (lmao)

From Create Your Own Story

Zebo, the dinosaur from that failed iCarly T.V. show, bursts through the door. "IIIII'm Zeebooooo!" he shouts, just like he did, on the show. "What the fuck?!" you cry out, horrified and baffled, at the same time. "Zebo, what the hell? How did you find my dwelling?!" "Well, uh..." he stammers. "What the fuck do you want?!" He doesn't answer. You:

• Push him, angrily
• Suck his big, fat, dinosaur dick