Y4H: ..your ass

From Create Your Own Story

Phil: My what?

Doc is on the attack.

Doc: Ass! Do you have trouble hearing? Do you know what an ass is?

Phil: Yes, I know.

Doc: So let's hear about yours!

Phil: Hear what?

Doc: It's very big, isn't it?

Phil looks nervous.

Phil: It is.

Doc: You could fit a lot between your butt cheeks.

Phil looks very angry.

Phil: I suppose you could. But why would I want to do that? We don't have a date.

Doc: You've had something sharp in your butt lately, haven't you?

Phil: What are you implying?!?

Doc: That you. Have had. Something. Sharp. Between. Your butt cheeks. Lately! Haven't you?

Phil: That's stupid! Why would I put sharp stuff in my ass? That's outrageous!!!

Doc: You haven't answered my question. Do you know what sharp things are?

Phil: Yes. Not you!

Doc: And do you know where your ass is?

Phil: Yes. There's a a big one behind me. A bigger one in front of me!

Doc: And have you, in fact, put something sharp in your ass recently?

Phil: (snarling) No - no I haven't!

Doc: But if you did, that would cut, right?

Phil: Yes, sharp things do cut people. Is that what you want to know?

Doc: Mister Chital, I want you to moon us.

Phil: What?

Doc: Let the jury have a look in your ass, so they can see it's not cut.

Phil starts cussing a blue streak at Phil and the DA finally objects, on the basis that Doc's suggestion detracts from the dignity of these proceedings. Doc argues, cogently, that they haven't shown much dignity to begin with. The judge rules for the state and Phil storms away.

Well, that could've gone worse. The state rests. The judge calls for a lunch break.